Me: Wow I'm so tired
Me: Ah, time for bed!
Me: *curls up under covers, so nice & comfortable*
My brain: HEY! HERE'S A PREMISE FOR A MOSHANG FIC! SUPER ANGSTY! HERE IS AN ABSOLUTE ZINGER OF A FIRST LINE, & THE OPENING PARAGRAPHS PRETTY MUCH WRITE THEMSELVES! BUT IF YOU DON'T WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY IT'LL BE GONE! NOW! NOWNOWNOW!
Me: Why. Why must you do this to me.