thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)
Holy shit that was dull. Couldn't make it through the first. Felt like I was being preached to while some screamed, 'DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU GET IIIIITTT?' in my ear. It's not that I disagree with the Message (capital M because that's how it felt). I am fully on board with the fact that America is bad, Americans are dumb, & the media is sensationalist, & religion is bad &, like, society, maaaan. But it's been done a million times before, in far more interesting ways (holy shit even that abomination of a reboot handled this stuff with more subtlety). I know it sounds daft to expect subtlety from something DMC related, but there's a difference between 'crazy action & over the top weapons & so-stupid-it's-perfect setpieces' lack of subtlety, & 'teenage reddit atheist' lack of subtlety. The former is way more fun, & when it comes to political narratives you need to give me something more. Fuck, at least make it funny.

And then they started trying to explain demons using science (they're a separate evolutionary branch that adapted to live in a harsh environment & every single culture around the world has the exact same mythology regarding demons, or something) & I just could not keep going any longer.

The animation was also really stiff & mouth movements seemed off, which would be understandable if it was dubbed anime, but it's not.

Thankfully it's in its own continuity separate from the games, so I'm not obligated to care or pay attention to it in any way.

EDIT: Turns out there's a literal scene in the final episode where the US military invaded Hell for resources & committed atrocities against weirdly Middle East-coded demons, while Green Day's American Idiot played. I made a good call noping out early.

Also they whitewashed my girl Lucia.

thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)
Playing DMC5 on Legendary Dark Knight mode is amazing. Just diving into the middle of a crowd of demons & slaughtering the lot of them with wild abandon. Can't even see what I'm doing a lot of the time, just vibing


5 seconds later: Get rekt, bitches

So much fun!

Except for these fuckers

And these

Absolute bastards. They can go jump in a volcano

thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)







Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition (PS5)
The Death Scissors painting, before & after its escape

thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)









Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition (PS5)
Nero's Devil Trigger

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Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition (PS5)
👑 Trish, my queen 👑
Still sitting here with my clown makeup on waiting for that Ladies Night DLC. It could still happen, guys. If we just wait long enough...

thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)
I'm crying I was just trying to get a shot of him jumping & shooting but the guns disappeared so he's just making finger guns like a dork

thispatternismine: (dmc - trish)



Devil My Cry 5: Special Edition (PS5)
Nero leaping into a hole in the ground (except the game won't actually let him)