thispatternismine: (lgief - ly & ms)
This drama is a delight! Going into this, I didn't have high expectations. It seemed like the sort of drama where there was an extremely high chance of both obnoxious 'comedy' & an excruciatingly cutesy performance from the FL. I'm also a huge Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan, & that sets the bar high for transmigration narratives. At best I was hoping for something decent, with tolerable characters & a cute main CP.

Talk about exceeding expectations! I love the characters & how they all play off against each other. Especially like how other forms of love are represented - the main 'love triangle' is a romantic couple (eventually anyway), a pair of siblings & female friendship, meanwhile 2ML is just kinda there lol. The comedy is actually funny & not overdone. FL for sure has exhibited some stupidity so far (girl, why would you constantly be wailing about how you don't want your dad to get in trouble for being up to shady shit? All you're doing is confirming it for anyone who is suspicious), but nowt too egregious & I'll give it a pass for her simply panicking. The aesthetic of all the promo materials is nice too - gives me vaguely synthwave vibes.

Who would have expected that Fangs of Fortune, which looked insane & I've been anticipating for months, would be as interesting as watching paint dry with zero character chemistry & awful comedy (seriously, so many times when there was just an awkward pause & a quirky sound effect & I was like '...wait, was that supposed to be funny?' & don't even get me started on the annoying child character), while the fluffy-looking drama I added to my watchlist thinking 'eh, looks like it could be ok' has given me compelling characters with interesting interactions.

(Also as a fanfic writer who loves SVSSS let me tell you I was taking notes during episode 4 where LY's dad was showing her all these magical devices that were basically magical versions of modern appliances because SQH would absolutely come out with a refrigerator Cold-Jade Cabinet. Also imagine SY cursing the System & it just flattens him with a meteor.)

thispatternismine: (svsss - mbj)
thispatternismine: (svsss - mbj)
I mentioned recently that I'd had an idea for a Moshang fic. I'm still working on it right now (I'm expecting it to be a oneshot, but my estimations of fic length mostly turn out so wildly inaccurate that it could easily end up some 500,000 word epic that I'll still be working on in 10 years time so we'll see).

But in the meantime I thought I'd share the opening part. It's based on the idea that MBJ has a protagonist halo of his own, since he is literally God's Favourite Blorbo


The first time Mobei-jun died, he was 4 years old.

He was scared & he was running & he was supposed to fight but humans were way bigger & scarier than they’d seemed in the stories & his uncle had vanished & he was alone & they were chasing him! With swords! (And arrows too! But they’d run out of those by now & luckily the one with the bow was a lousy shot & the only arrow which had actually found its target had only got him in the shoulder, which was fine.)

(It hurt. It hurt a lot.)

He’d been running forever & ever & he was tired & hungry & way too warm & he wanted his mother. Or his father. Or his uncle. But his mother was dead, & his father was never there, & his uncle had abandoned him. So he had to keep running & running. A few times he’d managed to get away & thought he’d been safe, but each time they’d found him again before he’d had a proper chance to rest or think properly.

How did they always find him? They were tracking him somehow, but he didn’t know how to hide from them & he couldn’t think & he couldn’t disappear in a gust of wind like his uncle could or become a cloud of mist like his father or call down lightning like his mother & disappear in a flash.

And they were so close he could feel hot breath on his back & he tripped on a fallen branch. He’d fallen a thousand times before but this time he didn’t have a chance to get up before the monsters were upon him & one of them thrust his sword though his chest & it hurt, & then it stopped hurting.

His last thought, stupidly, was that his father would be so disappointed in him – he was supposed to be a fearsome demon prince, & one day he’d be King! But he’d acted like a baby & shamed his family.

And then he woke up.

He pulled himself out of the undergrowth he’d been lying in, branches tearing at his clothing.

But… he’d been dead, hadn’t he? The sword had gone right through him.

He looked down. The was a small tear in his shirt, & it was surrounded by blood… But no sign of any wound under it. And there were lots of tears in his clothing from all the branches & thorns that he’d run through, some of which had been sharp enough to cut skin, so between that & the arrow there was plenty of blood staining his clothing.

He touched his chest, confused.

There was a sound off to one side, & his head snapped round, startled.

A huge creature that looked somewhat like a horse but with branches growing out of its head was staring straight at him.

He froze, his heart, which had calmed a little at the lack of pursuit, broke into a gallop once more.

And then a cloud of mist appeared before him & then his father was there.

“So, this is where you’ve been,” he said. “Come on.”

He looked back at the tree monster as his father reached out to grab his arm, but it was gone, disappeared in an instant. And then the forest was gone, & they were home, his father was dragging him along a corridor towards the healer’s rooms.

That must be it, he thought. They’d been just about to kill him, & he’d been such a coward that he’d fainted, & a monster had shown up & either eaten them or they’d run away in fear.

His father said nothing as he left him with the healer to have his wounds tended to. The healer said nothing about any fatal wounds. His uncle said nothing about leaving him.

Mobei-Jun said nothing.

thispatternismine: (svsss - mbj)

Me: Wow I'm so tired

Me: Ah, time for bed!

Me: *curls up under covers, so nice & comfortable*

My brain: HEY! HERE'S A PREMISE FOR A MOSHANG FIC! SUPER ANGSTY! HERE IS AN ABSOLUTE ZINGER OF A FIRST LINE, & THE OPENING PARAGRAPHS PRETTY MUCH WRITE THEMSELVES! BUT IF YOU DON'T WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY IT'LL BE GONE! NOW! NOWNOWNOW!

Me: Why. Why must you do this to me.

thispatternismine: (svsss - moshang)

Seen people joke that Moshang has Connecticut Clark/Malfina vibes & was inspired

This has been a totally productive use of my time

Bonus:

thispatternismine: (svsss - moshang)
You know you've set yourself up for pain with a fic when you have to use a spreadsheet to figure out what all the characters are doing

The central premise is Moshang whump, but all the other characters got their own shit going on that I gotta keep track of

(I swear my ATLA fic isn't abandoned I do still wanna make Ozai suffer I swear. But Moshang!)

thispatternismine: (svsss - mbj)
The fact that this is Shen Yuan's reaction to seeing LBH for the first time kills me

My dude, these are not straight thoughts

'It's the protagonist's halo!' Suuuure, that's totally it

thispatternismine: (svsss - moshang)
Started rereading SVSSS with the intention of putting together a rough timeline of some kind, but it quickly spiralled into an elaborate system of multi-coloured highlights & scribbled notes in the margins like I'm back at uni working on a fucking essay

I am gonna get such a good grade in canon, a thing that is both normal to want & possible to achieve

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It's been a while since I've done any kind of recs list post, so I thought I'd have a go at this. Instead of trying to pick just 10 fics as my favourites (Difficulty level: Impossible!), I decided to base it on which fics seem most overlooked, so I chose fics from my bookmarks that had under 500 kudos

Fandoms included: ATLA, SVSSS, MDZS, Watership Down, Star Wars, Good Omens, Untitled Goose Game
All are complete, with a variety of ratings & themes (ranging from chill G to E with archive warnings)

Title: Gabriel & the Great Goose of Terror
Fandoms: Good Omens, Untitled Goose Game
Pairings: None
Rating: G
Wordcount: 4,363
Description: A strange package arrives in Heaven. An unnamed angel opens it and finds it empty. Not having the imagination to see what this implies the angel miracles the box away and continues with their daily duties, blissfully unaware that the horror that had originally been hiding in the box has already been unleashed.

Title: The Story of El-ahrairah & the Rabbits of Cloud Recesses
Fandoms: Watership Down, MDZS
Pairing: Tagged as Wangxian but it's background
Rating: G
Wordcount: 1,702
Description: The Black Rabbit of Inle and El-ahrairah are both very disappointed in the warren of Cloud Recesses, though for very different reasons.

Title: This Bed of Love
Fandom: MDZS
Pairing: Wangxian
Rating: E
Wordcount: 4,513
Description: Wei Wuxian sucks a string of hickies around the base of his throat, a perverse necklace that matches the one Wei Wuxian wears. Lan Wangji can’t help the way the corner of his lips curl at the giggle his husband gives when he draws back to look, happy that they are both enjoying themselves.
Day 1 – Coming Untouched

Title: The Element of Change
Fandoms: ATLA
Pairings: Urzai, Ozai & his family
Rating: T (the MCD is for canon character death)
Wordcount: 6,862
Description: A think piece on if Ozai had been born a waterbender and how that would change his relationships with his family and, ultimately, his life.

Title: Gratuitous
Fandoms: ATLA
Pairing: Ozai/prison guards
Rating: E (the pairing + rating should tell you all you need to know regarding warnings)
Wordcount: 7,757
Description: In another version of events, perhaps, someone comes to his aid. Someone saves him, and he does not have to face degradation again, and again, and again. This is not that story.

Title: About the Acquired Blindness
Fandoms: SVSSS
Pairing: Moshang
Rating: T
Wordcount: 891
Description: Shang Qinghua isn't sure if he wants to know if his eye sockets are empty or not.
If yes, then it is irreversible.
How will he do his job then?

Title: I've Connected the Two Dots
Fandoms: SVSSS
Pairing: None
Rating: T (CNTW)
Wordcount: 1,242
Description: Airplane has a problem.
However, as the Peak Lord of An Ding, he has a lot of practice dealing with problems.

Title: Twilight Sleep, Waking Nightmares
Fandoms: SVSSS
Pairing: Moshang
Rating: M
Wordcount: 6,111
Description: An alliance of young cultivators are looking for Xin Mo, and want Mobei-jun to tell them where and how to get it. It goes pretty badly for them, starting with the fact that their demon bindings and truth potions work.
How do you torture a demon enough to make them shut up?

Title: Amongst the Crystals
Fandoms: SVSSS
Pairing: Moshang
Rating: G
Wordcount: 5,482
Description: Early one morning, Shang Qinghua is awoken by Mobei-Jun and taken somewhere. He doesn't know why, but he figures his King has a good reason. Never could Shang Qinghua predict what lay in wait for him.

Title: The Warm Embrace of Long, Sharp Teeth
Fandoms: Star Wars
Pairing: Reylo
Rating: E
Wordcount: 18,847
Description: There are stories on Jakku that every child knows. Younglings who wander off into the cold, barren night and never come back. Ever-shifting monsters, too terrible for the mind to hold.
Stay close to the fire, my darling, stay close.
Rey knew these stories, too. She just didn't realize she was in one.