The Epic Modelland Snark Post!

This is really long, but there was just so much WTF that I couldn't edit it down further without feeling that I was denying people lulz.

Modelland is an exclusive modelling academy on top of a mountain, surrounded by fog. Once a year the fog passes, public auditions are held, & Scouts come down to recruit new girls to attend. 7 (or rather, 7Seven) lucky girls will go on to become models Intoxibellas (a profession that comes complete with superpowers - most girls get 1, but if you're ~super special~ you might have even more). Nobody knows anything about Modelland, because the land it's located in seems to be twinned with Mordor. Anyone trying to reach it without invitation dies. Basically, this book is like someone wrote a crossover fanfic combining Harry Potter, America's Next Top Model, The Hunger Games & Twilight, then decided to publish as a proper book so changed the names to avoid lawsuits.

( Glossary )

( The snark )

So has my torturing myself amused anyone at all?

If you still haven't had enough, here are some (more) quotes:

( The horror... The horror... )