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Saw the funniest thing today. Stopped to sit on a park bench on my way home, & while I was chilling, a couple of teen girls who were walking past decided it would be super hilarious to sneak up on a guy dozing on the grass. They didn’t see the dog curled up by his side until it jumped up & started barking at them. They promptly shit themselves in shock & ran away screaming.

Ah, that backfired on them beautifully!